Shortly after sharing Saturday’s film with the team, Old Gaelic President Alex Diegel was bombarded with critical texts.

“You’re a real pizzashit,” cited Kenny Levick, phoning in from Oregon.

“What the fuck was that?” cried Vice President Russell Kane.

“Go fuck yourself, Diegel,” exclaimed David Young. (Though it’s unclear to this day if that message was related to the film itself, or just a general statement from Dave).

“Bunch of ungrateful assholes,” Diegel muttered in reply while admiring his handiwork. “Also, where’s the Susquehanna Cup?”