The once-promising career trajectory of local political candidate (position, office, affiliation, still unknown) came crashing down Monday afternoon when some disturbing behavior was leaked to the press.

David “YoSon” Young, the upstart who came roaring out of the gates with his, “If there’s no crust, it’s a bust” slogan, was rocked when a new phrase became attached to his name. “I wash my hands of it.”

The flippant response was in reply to a local nonprofit organization’s request for Young to come remove an old, non-functioning podium after he had illegally dumped it in the Old Gaelic garage.

When reminded this property was for the storing of rugby equipment, and politely asked to come remove the podium to ensure no illegal dumping charges would be pressed, the 35-year-old Carlisle native rudely replied, “I wash my hands of it.”

“You know, we live in a society, and in a society, there are rules,” remarked Old Gaelic President and chief political rival Alex Diegel. “Taking advantage of small, nonprofit organizations is an abhorrent act we cannot tolerate. If you want to illegally dump your trash, do it in the dumpsters behind Giant, like a normal person.

This is a developing story…