Always forward-thinking, David “YoSon” Young has made his proclamation to enter the 2028 political foray. When asked for comment on his political stance, party, or position he desired to fill, he replied. “I don’t fuckin know. That’s why I’m starting so early.” However, with such a pro-crust chicken pot pie to platform, the future seems limitless for this promising young candidate.

When asked a follow up if he knew entering politics required more than literally taking his hat off and throwing it into a ring of people, Young replied. “Fuck you, Diegel.”

This is a developing story.