Citing the recent success of the newest “Mario Galaxy” movie, Old Gaelic has decided to turn to the future with a full rebrand.

“Look, it’s the hottest movie franchise out there right now,” explained Club President Alex Diegel. “It’s grossed over a billion dollars worldwide. I’ve never been the best at math, but that settles in at one thousand millions. If we can scape up just one of those millions, this is a complete success.”

With a need to follow the look of its gritty young hooker Josh Aybar, and dynamic young wing, Gabe Arroyo, Old Gaelic will undergo a complete rebrand. This summer, the team will compete in denim overalls and red or green tops for home and away kits, and all players are now required to grow dark, luxurious, plumber-grade mustaches. A petition to World Rugby is underway to allow them to play in matching ballcaps.