Old Gaelic Unveils Digital Playbook, New Structured Attack

In a sign of its ever-evolving nature as we celebrate 50 years of Gaelic, OG has entered the digital age with an online, interactive playbook.

“I still prefer salt and pepper shakers, cutlery and beer glasses on a bar top, but like cotton long-sleeve jerseys, we all must adapt,” said Head Coach and Slate constructer Dan Roth. In a “Nose” special yet to be released elsewhere, we have found a high-level attack addition to add to the demonstration below:

“As far a structure of attack, I find if you we lift our Fundamentals Under Pressure Always, we can find our Structured Attack Creates Chaos.”

Old Gaelic 50th Anniversary Celebrations, Jersey, Come into Focus

As we advance through 2025, 50th Anniversary Celebrations and commemorations are coming into focus. See what’s being laid out so far:

Saturday, May 31: 50th Anniversary party. Place TBD, but likely Men’s Club grounds or the ranch. Expect a lunchtime kickoff.

50th Anniversary Jersey Designs

In honor of the 50th, and the fact that the current sets of jerseys are a decade-plus old, it was decided commemorative jerseys were in order. After several submissions and vote following the most Democratic of policies, the following jersey design has been selected. (Note final variations are still in works regarding font). The text will represent the names of all 300+ Old Gaelics in our history. These will be completed and worn during the 2025 Championship Defense run:

50th Anniversary Tour

Arrangements are still in the works, but start saving your pennies for an international Old Gaelic tour. We’ll be in touch, but pencil in a January Island tour, an homage to the 70s Bahamas Gaelic tours of lore!

Citing 2028 Cycle, “YoSon” Throws Hat in Political Ring

Always forward-thinking, David “YoSon” Young has made his proclamation to enter the 2028 political foray. When asked for comment on his political stance, party, or position he desired to fill, he replied. “I don’t fuckin know. That’s why I’m starting so early.” However, with such a pro-crust chicken pot pie to platform, the future seems limitless for this promising young candidate.

When asked a follow up if he knew entering politics required more than literally taking his hat off and throwing it into a ring of people, Young replied. “Fuck you, Diegel.”

Dave Young for a Greater America Tomorrow, Today.

This is a developing story.