CHAMBERSBURG, PA — In a stunning display of tolerance from a Central PA-based rugby team, Old Gaelic Rugby filled the ceremony for the nuptials of Broc Shives and David “YoSon” Young. It was a beautiful June day to perfectly celebrate their love during Pride Month.

Though supportive, many in the crowd were surprised by the outing coming from within a team of hypermasculine men, and also backs.

“When my client came to me to ask to pre-emptively sue in case anyone of a same sex gender kissed in front of him in his neighborhood, I grew suspicious,” stated Young’s attorney Joshua Aybar. “But I’m just glad he found happiness.”

The feeling of surprise was not shared by all.

“I always knew Broc was queer,” said local Gaelic by way of Turtleheads, Alex Bowie.

Club President Alex Diegel reflected on the club’s history of tolerance and openness.

“When I got my hands on the original bylaws, and read #2, that ‘In the case of a self-confessed homo, Rule 1 (the right to vote in Officers’ elections), doesn’t count, but they can be on the field crew or social committee,’ I knew I’d landed with the right club. What surprising foresight to allow gays to clean up our trash and plan our parties. I’m proud to be Gae.”

We wish the handsome couple happiness and joy in their future together.