In shocking a shocking turn of events, footage from the practice field on 114 was recovered and proved, beyond a reasonable doubt, who the perpetrator of the 2021 goalpost destruction was.
“I was sitting at the Club, having a drink with Swankie, the old field owner” explained team Groundsman Dan “The Ambassador” Reisman. “He looked at me, and said, Danny, I was looking at some of the old trail and deer camera footage I had out there. And you aren’t going to believe this.”
A well-known white Corolla was spotted doing doughnuts, when the driver Davy “Gravy” Young was spotted behind the wheel. As he lost control, the vehicle spun out into the goalposts, where Young was quick to flee before the rest of the team Hoospters arrived for the evening’s activities.
“I grew suspicious when I asked Dave about it, and he proceeded to describe in details, a series of events that appeared to be the exact act that destroyed the posts,” said longtime coach Dan Roth. “He said it was just a hypothetical. But it seemed far fetched at the time.”
“I just have one word to describe this footage: Vindication,” explained club President Alex Diegel. “I always knew it was Dave.”
When reached for comment, Young provided a brief statement: “Yo, fuck you DIegel.”
Old Gaelic is working with its team of legal representatives to ensure this act of domestic terror receives its proper justice.
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