While conducting offseason film review, Kenny “Eyes” Levick heard a disturbing snap just off camera near the sideline. Fearing one of his players had cracked a bone or torn a ligament, Levick used his veteran guile to turn the Veo settings to interactive mode and investigate. What he uncovered was a shocking revelation.
“I was wondering where the money went for the summer. Like, ‘What are we spending all of our money on?’ Apparently, all this time it was clipboards.”
For every turnover. Snap. Every instance of attacking the middle. Snap. Every call from Referee Max Diglio. Snap. On and on it went throughout the season.
The perpetrator? None other than Coache Sykes’ (seemingly) loyal assistant, Paul Holmes.
When reached for comment, Holmes was without remorse. On the contrary, Holmes found it to be a necessary act of therapeutic remediation.
“Well, I couldn’t play anymore and hit someone on the field,” the veteran explained. “So anytime the boys pissed me off, something had to go.”
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